I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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