My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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