hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
