So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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