I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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