but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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