omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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