The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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