what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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