Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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