so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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