super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
barbara walters just said penis...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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