What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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