garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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