I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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