I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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