After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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