I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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