Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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