In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it hurts more in the daytime
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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