yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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