The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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