Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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