OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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