porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My life is pants optional.
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