Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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