But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Never underestimate the power of titties
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