Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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