so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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