my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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