The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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