Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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