he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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