i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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