38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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