I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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