Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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