Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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