Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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