Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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