whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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