Where is the hickey?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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