Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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