i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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