I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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