after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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