Don't you send me to vm
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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