I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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