I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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