Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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