Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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