can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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