I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
